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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 06:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen to me?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How do people break a narcissist man's ego?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What are some hard truths that MAGA needs to hear?

Still no good.

No go.

Loons and Moons

In what ways does Islam oppress women?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Is Florida now unsurvivable because it's an oven due to climate change? It's 11:48 am on May 30th and the heat index in SoFla is 100. I can see it going up to over 130 by July.

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Astronomers see the 1st stars dispel darkness 13 billion years ago at 'Cosmic Dawn' - Space

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

Free agent LB Germaine Pratt agrees to terms with Raiders - NBC Sports

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

Japanese culture: Is it true adult adoption is common in Japan?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What do dreams about dead people mean?

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!